You wanted it... so you got it!!!
Here are all the little sentances and conversations that were meant one way but taken another. The little one liners that made us giggle or cringe.
So sit back.... relax... have a nice gentle read..... then have a little laugh at the rediculous things that actually did come out of our mouths.
Ford Fair 2007: Ann Marie to everyone at our get together after catching Loz being sneaky "I dont like Loz any more 'cos she has had me on camera"..... oh errr missus!!!
Chris M on the subject of making any subject rude "You leave yourself wide open & I'll get right in there!"
Devon performance & Modified 2007: Loz to Russ "Just because its war doesnt mean I'm gonna pin you in a corner & beat you to a pulp"
Jaffa (from the background somewhere) "Yeah it does!!!"
Loz to Chris M (After Steve has sat in the last free chair) "Dont worry mate, if you're careful you can sit on my hatch"
Steve to Loz (Discussing an approaching show) "And you can have me & my old man next week"
Wheels Of Wadebridge 2007: Loz to Brian "There is always one tw*t that sets their car alarm off"
Loz then goes to get in her car and the alarm goes off.
Classic Vehicle Gathering 2009: Loz's mad rant when finding secret zips in her jacket "Oh my god I've got breast pockets!!! Pockets for my boobs!!! No... wait a minute.... they aren't pockets!! Oh wow... they are there to let my boobs breathe!!!!"
Classic Vehicle Gathering 2009: "Pants, pants, pants" Loz's only words to describe the Polish kite boarders who were getting changed into their wetsuits right next to us. I would note Abi's reply but its very hard to write a raised eyebrow.
Wheels of Wadebridge 2009: Steve comments on a large American car leaving the show at the end of the day "I can't believe that tiny woman is managing to drive that thing"
Brian points out what is obvious to the rest of us "She isn't. It's left hand drive mate"
Ilminster 2009: Brian to the rest of us when discussing methods of control antisocial youths "I've just been issued a Gaybo by a Chav-Whacker!!"
Loz after making a mess while eating her strawberries "Oh crap, Ive just dropped cream on my rug"
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